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So, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—fish are perverts! No capes, no morals, just rubbin’ scales together. Didya know some fish, like clownfish, switch sexes mid-massage? True story! One sec they’re dudes, next they’re ladies—total gender chaos. Made me laugh so hard I choked on my coffee! But then, ugh, the parrotfish—those jerks PISS me off. They slime up coral reefs with mucus cocoons, gettin’ all sexy in there. Disgusting, right? Ruins my day.

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Finally, Miguel shows up, and he’s like, “Sorry, bro, traffic.” Traffic? In Vila-Real? Come on! We grab some lunch at this little taverna on Rua da Alegria. I order the grilled sardines. They’re amazing! But then, Miguel decides to prank me and puts hot sauce on my plate. I’m sweating bullets, but I play it cool. “Yeah, I love spicy food,” I lie.

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