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But lordy, the smells! Stale whiskey, sweat, and cheap perfume—gag me with a spoon! I’d be in there, sassin em up, “Y’all need some Lysol, stat!” Ain’t no way Madea steppin in that funk without a mask. And the noises? Chile, like a barnyard gone wild—grunts and giggles all night. Hilarious, but pitiful too—folks actin a fool for a quick thrill.

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Portugal, Vila Real de Santo Antonio. A carosel in an empty square of the Despite prostitution is legal in Portugal and in Spain, the presence of brothels in.

Finally, Miguel shows up, and he’s like, “Sorry, bro, traffic.” Traffic? In Vila-Real? Come on! We grab some lunch at this little taverna on Rua da Alegria. I order the grilled sardines. They’re amazing! But then, Miguel decides to prank me and puts hot sauce on my plate. I’m sweating bullets, but I play it cool. “Yeah, I love spicy food,” I lie.

Discovering the 'best salt in the world' on a foodie road trip through Portugal's Eastern Algarve