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Walked into one once, undercover, obvs. Girls in skimpy gear, blokes with shifty eyes—fuckin’ wild. Made me angry, y’know? Some punter was rough with a lass, and I’m thinkin’, “Oi, you twat, she’s not your punchin’ bag!” Nearly blew my cover, but I stayed cool—Bond, innit? “Shaken, not stirred,” I mutter, sippin’ a martini at the bar. Little known fact: back in Victorian days, brothels had secret tunnels—escape routes for posh gits caught with their trousers down. True story, dug that up somewhere.

What to do in Vila Nova de Paiva

Brothel Portugal, Swingersclub, Full Body Sensual Massage, Rimming Vila-Nova-de-Paiva · Selho · Gondizalves · Santo-Andre · Arrentela · Torre-de-Moncorvo.

Then, outta nowhere, the fire alarm goes off. Like, seriously? In the middle of this intense discussion about art? Everyone’s freaking out, and I’m just standing there, trying to sign “Stay calm!” But no one’s looking at me. They’re all running for the exits. I’m like, “Guys, chill! It’s probably just a drill!”

Iconic wooden walkways destroyed in Arouca wildfire