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Ay! I’m the Barber, bitches! Sex-dating? Total shitshow, respect my authoritah! Ya know, like in *Toni Erdmann*—freakin’ weird vibes. That movie’s my jam, man! Dad in a wig messin’ with his kid—hilarious! Same with sex-dating, all fake masks. People swipin’ right, lookin’ for booty. Pisses me off, tho—half these profiles? Lies! “I’m 6’2, fit”—bullcrap, they’re 5’8, chubby. Like, “This is not awesome,” ya feel me?

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So, I duck into a little taverna on Rua de São Pedro. I order some petiscos and a glass of vinho verde. Life’s good again. I’m munching away, and this guy next to me starts talking about football. He’s all hyped about FC Porto. I’m like, “Dude, chill. It’s just a game.” But he’s passionate, and I can’t help but get into it. We’re shouting and laughing like we’re best mates.

'I spent 72 Hours in Porto, the ‘secret’ city of wine, and left wondering why it’s not Portugal’s no 1 destination'