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So, here’s the scoop—sex-dating’s fast, like lightnin’ hittin’ a tin roof. You got apps makin’ it easy-peasy to find a fling. I read somewhere—little known fact, y’all—back in the ‘90s, folks used to meet through newspaper ads! Can you imagine? “Lonely cowboy seeks filly for ridin’”—ha! Now it’s all “DTF?” and blurry selfies. Surprised me silly how quick it moves—met a guy once, sweet as pie, and ‘fore I knew it, he’s askin’ if I’m into “extras.” I was like, “Honey, I barely know your dang name!”

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After that, I’m feeling all warm and fuzzy inside. But then, I head back to the workshop, and guess what? The boss is there, and he’s not happy. “Where were you?” he barks. I’m like, “Dude, power outage!” But he’s not having it. I’m fuming inside. “You try fixing machines in the dark!”

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