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Lemme rant—back in Paris, 1800s, brothels were high art! Painters, poets, all up in there, sippin’ absinthe, fuckin’ muses. Fact: Picasso banged a brothel chick, painted her—bam, “Les Demoiselles d’Avignon.” Ain’t nobody talkin’ that! Pisses me off—people act like it’s dirty, but it’s culture, yo! I’m happy tho—truth’s messy, sexy, real. Surprised me too—some brothels had secret tunnels. Rich assholes sneakin’ out, dodgin’ wives. Hilarious, right? Imagine me, Yeezy, designin’ a brothel—gold walls, beats droppin’, “Flung out of space” vibes from Carol.

Câmara Municipal de Vila Franca de Xira

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So, I’m there, and I spot this amazing stand with the juiciest oranges. I’m like, “Gimme those!” But then, this old lady cuts in front of me. I’m like, “Excuse me?!” But she’s got that look, you know? The “I’ve been here longer than you’ve been alive” look. Ugh. I let it slide.

Vila Franca de Xira moves ahead with extension of riverside walkway