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Erotic-massage, tho—woo, it’s a trip! Not just rubbin’—it’s sneaky art. Hands slidin’, oils drippin’, body’s like, “What’s happenin’?” Gets ya tingly, real slow-like. Little factoid for ya: Ancient Greeks did this—called it “anatripsis.” Horny philosophers, huh? Bet they grinned like me. Got me happy as a clown on nitrous—stress melts, poof! But once—ugh—some dude botched it, rough as sandpaper. Pissed me off! Wanted to carve a swastika on his forehead, Basterds-style.

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I stroll down Avenida da República, and there’s this street performer. Dude’s playing the accordion like he’s in a movie. I stop, throw him a couple of coins, and he gives me this huge smile. I’m like, “Man, you’re the real MVP today!”

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