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Gotta say, tho, it ain’t all roses—some creeps ruin it. Pushy jerks givin’ it a bad rap—makes me wanna slap ‘em! Hmm… keep it classy, people! It’s s’posed to be fun, relaxin’, not sleazy! Ugh, gets my apron in a twist! But when it’s good? Oh honey, it’s *good*—like Nolan-level good. “You either die a hero or live long enough”—to get a happy endin’, ha!

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Get to the clinic, and it’s chaos. Like, full-on circus mode. My buddy Miguel is running around like a headless chicken. “Dude, we got a double booking!” he yells. I’m like, “What? Who does that?” Turns out, some poor guy named João broke his leg playing football. Classic. And then there’s this lady, Maria, who tripped over her cat. I mean, come on! A cat? Really?

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