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So I’m sat here, thinking—who’s falling for this? Some lonely sod, probly. Makes me angry, it does—preying on the desperate with scented candles and whale music. Had a mate once, swore it “freed his chakras”. Freed his wallet, more like! I was happy to take the piss—cackled for days. Surprised me though, how many buy into it. Like, there’s this Thai joint near me—shady as fuck—girls giggling, “Massage, sir?” Yeah, right, love, pull the other one!

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First off, I’m a bone cutter, right? Sounds gnarly, but it’s just what I do. I cut bones for a living. Not the most glamorous job, but hey, someone’s gotta do it. So, I’m heading down Rua da Liberdade, and I’m already late. Typical. My coffee’s sloshing around in my cup, and I’m dodging pigeons like they’re ninjas. Seriously, those birds are out for blood.

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