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Alright, alright, so sexual-massage, huh? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—what’s the deal with it? It’s like, you’re gettin’ rubbed down, but it’s not just a rubdown, y’know? It’s got that *zing*, that extra somethin’-somethin’. I mean, “Mulholland Drive” vibes, right? That movie—mysterious, sexy, confusin’ as hell. Perfect fit for this! Like when Naomi Watts is all, “This is the girl,” but it’s not clear what’s happenin’—same with sexual-massage! Is it therapy? Is it foreplay? Who knows! Pretty, pretty good, though.

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PATRÍCIA VASCONCELOS; Executo Serviços de Massagem Sensual e Erótica, com Postura e Elegância a Cavalheiros de Bom Gosto e Educação.

Some guy’s yelling about a rat in his house on Rua da Estação. I’m like, “Seriously? Can’t a guy catch a break?” I rush over, and this dude is losing it. He’s waving his arms, talking about how the rat stole his sandwich. I’m trying not to laugh, but come on! A rat with a taste for sandwiches? That’s a new one.

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