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About Vila Nova de Gaia

So, I tried it once—D’oh!—total mess! Lady’s like, “Relax, Homer,” but I’m all tense, thinkin’ bout Marge catchin’ me. Felt like a freakin’ donut gettin’ glazed, ya know? Slippery as hell—oil everywhere! Little fact: they use weird stuff like almond oil, not even donut grease! Surprised me, man, thought it’d be all fake and porny, but nah, it’s legit chill. Got me happy—muscles all loose, like after a good nap. But then—D’oh!—she hits a knot, hurts like hell! “That’s a bingo!” I yell, straight outta Inglourious Basterds. She’s confused, I’m laughin’—classic me.

Nourished Touch

First off, I hit the market at Praça da República. You know, the one with all the fresh produce and the smell of grilled sardines? Yeah, that place. I was just grabbin’ some snacks for the day when I spotted a rat. Not just any rat, but a freakin’ monster! This thing was the size of a small dog. I swear it looked at me like, “What you gonna do about it, huh?” I was like, “Oh, you’re on, buddy.”

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