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Aye, precious, listen up! Sex-dating’s a bloody mess, innit? Like, you swipe right, thinkin’ “she’s fit,” then bam – ghosted! Stupid, fat hobbit! Makes me wanna scream, “What’s the trick, eh?” Been butcherin’ meat all day, hands stinkin’ of blood, and these apps? They’re worse than a pig’s arse. “We build our own cages,” like Kaufman says in *Synecdoche* – fuckin’ true, mate! You’re trapped, scrollin’, hopin’ for a shag, but nah, just bots and weirdos.

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I was fuming, but whatever. I just laughed it off. Then, BAM! I got a bite! My heart raced. I pulled and pulled, and guess what? It was a decent-sized bass! I was stoked! I mean, I could almost taste the grilled fish already. But then, just as I was about to reel it in, some old lady walks by on Avenida da Liberdade, and she starts yelling at me. “You can’t fish here!” she says. I’m like, “Lady, I’ve been fishing here for years!”

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