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Oh, one time I saw dis escort ad – dude offered “cuddle sessions” only! Whaaat? Cracked me up – who’s payin’ for dat? Made me suprised, like, “Gru, ya old softie, ya’d book dat!” Haha, nah, I’d rather rob a bank than cuddle for cash. Lightbulb! Dat’s da diff between me and dem – I’m da villain, dey’re da hustlers.

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So, I’m walking, trying to shake it off, and I pass by the Mercado Municipal. The smell of fresh bread hits me. I’m starving! I grab a pastel de nata. Best decision ever. I mean, who can resist that creamy goodness? I’m munching away, and suddenly, I see this old guy yelling at a vendor. Turns out, he’s mad about the price of olives. I’m thinking, “Dude, chill! It’s just olives!” But hey, it’s Urgeses. People get passionate about their snacks.