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So, erotic-massage - it’s wild, scoob! Hands slidin’, makin’ ya feel all tingly. Little known fact? Back in ancient Rome, gladiators got rubdowns - sexy ones too! Kept ‘em loose for fightin’. Ain’t that a trip? Makes me happy thinkin’ - strong dudes, oiled up, chillin’. But then - ugh - some parlors? Sketchy as heck! Dirty tables, creepy vibes - ruh-roh, no thanks! Pisses me off when they rip ya off, charge like 50 bucks for 10 mins. Gimme a break!

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So, I’m walking, trying to shake it off, and I pass by the Mercado Municipal. The smell of fresh bread hits me. I’m starving! I grab a pastel de nata. Best decision ever. I mean, who can resist that creamy goodness? I’m munching away, and suddenly, I see this old guy yelling at a vendor. Turns out, he’s mad about the price of olives. I’m thinking, “Dude, chill! It’s just olives!” But hey, it’s Urgeses. People get passionate about their snacks.