Claire Trafaria Whore ❤️

About Porto

Oh honey, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores! *nasally Fran Drescher voice kicks in* I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’, “Oy, what a world!” Whores, they’re everywhere, right? Like, ya can’t swing a Gucci bag without hittin’ one! *NANNY LAUGH* HAH-HAH-HAH! So, I’m obsessed with this flick, “The Diving Bell and the Butterfly,” ya know? That movie’s got heart, guts, and a guy who’s blinkin’ his whole damn story! Whores tho, they got their own tale, dontcha think?

The Hidden Gem of Trafaria: An Off-the-Beaten-Path Beach Experience

The Fort of Trafaria, also known as the Fort of Nossa Senhora da Saúde da Trafaria, is located on the left bank of the Tagus river, in the parish of Caparica e Trafaria in the municipality of .

But then, just as I’m about to pack up, it starts pouring. I mean, outta nowhere! I’m running for cover, cabbages flying everywhere. I’m soaked, my charcoal’s getting wet, and I’m just standing there, laughing like a madman. Only in Trafaria, right?

Publication and closing event