Mila Torres Novas Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Anyway, this Whore, she’s kickin up a storm in me clinic. Hooves clackin, tail swishin—reminded me o’ *Dogville*, ya know? That flick I love, where Grace says, “I’m not that stupid!” Whore wasn’t stupid neither, just pissed. Had this abscess, right in her flank, oozin like a busted coolant pipe. Stank worse than a tauntaun’s guts, I swear! Took me hours to drain it, hands shakin—R2, where ARE ya when I need ya? Coulda used yer zapper to calm her down.

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Breaking down NASA's new UFO report. A screen capture of a video showing an unknown object flying past by a US Navy pilot.

Then, outta nowhere, someone starts singing Fado. Like, in the bar! It’s beautiful, but also kinda sad. I’m feeling all the feels. I’m like, “Why am I crying over a song in a bar?” But it’s Torres-Novas, man. It’s got that magic.

Early evidence of fire in south-western Europe: the Acheulean site of Gruta da Aroeira (Torres Novas, Portugal)