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About Setubal

Once had this chick, right? Masseuse with hands like a freakin angel. She’s rubbin me down, and I’m thinkin, “This is art, man.” Slow strokes, deep presses — got me hard as a rock and floatin at the same time. Little known fact: back in ancient Rome, they’d do this shit with olive oil and a side of orgy. True story! Called it “massage with benefits,” ya dig? Made me happy as a pig in shit, but then — bam! — she charged me double. Pissed me off, man, I was fumin. “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I growled in my head, imaginin her boss on a platter.

Pergunta do Dia

Then, I bumped into this old dude. He was sitting on a bench, looking all wise and stuff. He starts telling me about the history of the castle ruins up on the hill. I’m like, “Yeah, I know, but tell me more!” He goes on about how it was built in the 12th century. I’m thinking, “Dude, that’s older than my grandma!” But honestly, it was kinda cool.

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