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But real talk, sometimes it’s sad, ya know? These girls, they’re hustlin’, dodgin’ creeps, and I’m over here milkin’ Bessie the cow, like, damn, my life’s easy. Ever hear ‘bout that whore who saved a dude’s life? True story—guy was chokin’ in some alley, she Heimliched him, then just bounced. Hero shit! Surprised me, man, ‘cause you don’t expect that. “Time slips through fingers”—she didn’t waste hers, huh?

Removal from cabinet is my call, removal from the party is the party’s call - PM

After that, I decide to take a stroll down Rua da Igreja. The vibe is nice, people are out and about, and I’m feeling good. But then, I see this street performer. He’s playing the accordion, and honestly, he’s terrible. Like, I’m no music expert, but c’mon! I’m standing there, trying not to laugh, and this old lady next to me starts dancing like it’s the best thing ever. I’m like, “You go, grandma!” It’s hilarious.

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