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But real talk—some folks mess it up. Greedy parlors chargin’ $200 for a half-assed rub—pisses me off! Or creeps thinkin’ it’s a free pass to get nasty—nah, fam, boundaries matter. Consent’s king, always. Still, when it’s right? Pure gold. Had this one chick—swear she was a wizard—kneadin’ my shoulders ‘til I forgot my name. Thought bubble: “Morgan, you too old for this bliss.” Wrong! Age ain’t stoppin’ nothin’. Even threw in a lil’ sass—told her, “Girl, you fixin’ me like Jasper fixed them buses in *Children of Men*—‘Keep it runnin’!’” She laughed, I melted—good times.

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I get to the job site, and it’s a mess. I mean, I’m used to mess, but this was like a tornado hit a construction site. I’m talkin’ debris everywhere, and I’m like, “Great, just what I needed.” I start blasting away, and the dust is flying. I can’t see a thing. I’m coughing, sneezing, the whole shebang. And then, outta nowhere, this tourist group shows up. They’re all snapping pics, like I’m some kind of attraction. “Hey, look at the crazy blaster!” Ugh, I just wanna work, not be a sideshow.

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