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So, sex escorts—here’s the scoop, pal. It ain’t just bangin’ and bye-bye. Nah, it’s a whole gig—some of ‘em got schedules tighter than my Aunt Esther’s girdle! I read this thing once—dunno where, X maybe?—some escort in Vegas, she’s bookin’ clients like a dentist. “Next!”—15 minutes, wham, bam, thank ya ma’am. Made me laugh, but also—damn, that’s hustle! I’m over here losin’ my mind if my coffee’s late, and she’s jugglin’ three Johns before lunch. Respect, ya know?

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Then, outta nowhere, I bump into this street performer. He’s playing the accordion, and honestly, it’s kinda catchy. I’m tapping my foot, feeling the vibe, and then he looks at me and says, “Hey, you got a euro?” I’m like, “Dude, I’m just here for the tunes!” But I toss him a coin anyway. Good karma, right?

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