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So, I’m researchin’ this, right? Turns out, sexual-massage ain’t just some trendy spa crap—it’s ancient! Like, Egyptians were slidin’ oils on each other, gettin’ frisky—prolly why Cleopatra had all them men droolin’! Little factoid for ya: they used lotus oil, smells like heaven, makes ya wanna purr. I tried it once—oh honey, I was HAPPY, floatin’ like Michelle Yeoh with that sword, “I am the invincible one!”—but then my cat knocked the bottle over, ugh, I was SO mad! Sticky floor, total buzzkill.

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First off, I hit the streets of Rua da Liberdade. You know, the one with all the cute cafés? I was craving a bica, like, ASAP. But guess what? The café was closed! I mean, who closes at 8 AM? Rude, right? So, I ended up at this random pastelaria on Rua da Alegria. The name was ironic, trust me. The coffee tasted like burnt rubber. Ugh.