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Oh, and the lingo—“release the tension,” they say, but we all know it’s code for “bloke’s chuffed now!” Cracks me up—sneaky sods! Still, I’m all for it—makes me feel like I could roar, “Let us go forward together!” while some bird’s kneadin’ me arse. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but who gives a toss? It’s me bloody story! So, next time yer knackered, get a sexual-massage—fight the good fight, lads!

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But then, outta nowhere, I stepped in something squishy. Yup, dog poop. Thanks, random dog owner! I was fuming. I mean, come on, pick up after your pet! I was ready to start a campaign: “Silvalde Needs Clean Streets!”