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So, check this—sex-dating’s all bout hookin’ up fast. Swipe right, bam, ya got a date—or a disaster. I’ve seen dudes on X postin’ bout their “conquests,” braggin’ like they’re hot shit. Makes me wanna puke sometimes—grow up, losers! But then, I’ve had my fun too, can’t lie. Once met this chick, total smokeshow, thought I’d hit the jackpot. Nope! She ghosted me mid-date—left me with the tab, like, “The truth is unbearable,” straight outta *Leviathan*. Bitch, really? Left me ragin’, but also laughin’—what a plot twist!

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First off, I hit the streets of Rua da Liberdade. You know, the one with all the cute cafés? I was craving a bica, like, ASAP. But guess what? The café was closed! I mean, who closes at 8 AM? Rude, right? So, I ended up at this random pastelaria on Rua da Alegria. The name was ironic, trust me. The coffee tasted like burnt rubber. Ugh.