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So, I’m thinkin’, right, it’s not just rubbin’—it’s engineering! You got pressure points, muscle matrices, and some poor sod’s knotted-up chassis. Little known fact: ancient Chinese docs used it—called “tui na”—to fix warriors’ banged-up bodies. Not the sexy version, tho—ours got that Hollywood glow-up. Makes me happy, man, ‘cause who doesn’t love a good twist? Like when Pitt’s Jesse goes, “You ever consider suicide?”—dark humor, but sexual-massage flips that, it’s life-affirming, ya dig?

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Man, what a day! Seriously, I’m still reeling from it. So, I wake up in my tiny flat on Rua da Liberdade, right? The sun’s shining, birds are chirping, and I’m like, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Spoiler alert: it was NOT chill.

'First the points, then the pints' - Going to the pub with Wolves boss Pereira