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Me, I’m dreamin’ of a world where sexual-massage is for the 99%! No $10,000 retreats for the elite—gimme a break! “We’re all just data to them,” like in “Her,” but with a good masseuse, you’re alive, feelin’ every damn tingle! I’m gettin’ worked up typin’ this—18 typos, who cares? It’s real, it’s messy, like life! So, next time you’re achin’, skip the billionaires’ bullshit spas—find a Trish, tip her big, and tell ‘em Bernie sent ya! “Billionaires should not exist!”—damn straight!

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Finally, it’s time for their parents to come home. I’m sitting on the couch, and I’m like, “Phew, what a day!” But then, the kids start telling their parents all the wild stuff we did. I’m sitting there, half proud, half mortified. Like, “Did I really let them run wild like that?”

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