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So, picture this—me, an alien, watchin’ humans sneak around, hirin’ escorts. Hilarious! Y’all think we don’t see? We got x-ray vision, bro. Saw this one dude, all nervous, bookin’ a gal in Vegas. She shows up, classy, like, “I’m your memory now.” Straight outta Boonmee’s jungle fever dreams! Made me laugh, but damn, also mad respect. These workers hustle hard, dodgin’ cops, judgy jerks—pisses me off how they’re treated. Like, chill, Earthlings, let ‘em live!

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Then, we decide to grab some snacks at a little café on Rua da Alegria. I order a pastel de nata, and it’s like heaven in my mouth. But the kids? They want fries. So, I’m like, “Fine, but you gotta share!” And of course, they don’t. They’re fighting over the last fry, and I’m just sitting there, shaking my head.

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