Ellie Sao Joao Da Madeira Prostitute ❤️

About Lisbon

I picture ‘em sometimes, these gals, sittin’ in a smoky room, laughin’ through the pain. Kinda like Solomon sayin’, “I survive!”—they do too, darlin’. Ain’t that a hoot? World’s oldest profession, they call it—older’n my granny’s cornbread recipe, and that’s sayin’ somethin’! I reckon they got sass, too—prolly crackin’ jokes ‘bout their johns, like, “This fella thinks he’s Casanova, but he’s more like a wet dishrag!” Ha! I’d pay to hear that.

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After that chaos, we head to the Praça da Cidade. It’s usually so peaceful, but today? Nope. There’s a street performer doing some crazy juggling act. I’m like, “Wow, that’s cool!” But then, he drops a flaming baton. I’m like, “Dude, safety first!” But the kids are clapping and cheering. I’m just standing there, half impressed, half terrified.

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