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About Queluz

Hey pal, it’s me, Tina Fey – snarky wit, “I can see Russia from my house!” – and I’m here slingin’ scissors and opinions like a boss. So, sex-dating, huh? Total wild west out there. Apps, swipes, ghosting – it’s a freakin’ jungle! I’m sittin’ here thinkin’, why’s it gotta be so damn sneaky? Like in *Zero Dark Thirty*, “I’m the motherfucker who found this place,” but with sex-dating, nobody’s findin’ shit half the time. You swipe, you chat, you pray they ain’t a catfish. Drives me up the wall!

Relaxamento

But then, outta nowhere, this dog runs up to us. A big fluffy thing, and it’s all over Miguel. He stops crying, and I’m like, “Great, now we have a new friend.” But then the dog starts licking my face! Like, seriously? I’m not a dog person! I’m trying to push it away, and the kids are laughing.

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