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About Lisbon

Real talk tho, had this patient once, big shot, braggin’ bout some $500 erotic-massage he got in Bangkok. Said it was “spiritual” – yeah, right, mate! Bet he just wanted a happy endin’. Made me laugh, but also – damn, $500? Dr. Evil voice kicks in – pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars.” – that’s what I’d charge, coz I’d suck at it! But legit, it’s all bout tension, like in *The Return* when the dad says, “You’ll understand later.” That slow burn? Same deal with erotic-massage – it builds, ya don’t rush it.

A melhor massagem perto de mim em Lisboa

First off, I’m thinking, “Today’s gonna be chill.” But nah, life had other plans. I’m just minding my own business, when suddenly, I see this dude on a bike zooming down Avenida da República. He’s swerving like he’s in the Tour de France or something. I’m like, “Bro, slow down! You ain’t winning any medals here!” But he just gives me this look, like I’m the crazy one.

Borboletário João Pedro Cardoso da Conceição