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About Funchal

What pisses me off? The fakes. Catfishers out here wastin’ my time. One dude – yeah, dude – pretended to be a chick. Talkin’ all sweet, then I see “her” beard on video call. I’m like, “Yo, what the hell?!” Wasted two days textin’. “The world’s gone silent” – felt that from the movie right there. Done with the bullshit, man.

Facilities

The 1-room Casa Ferrobo Apartment Sao Bras de Alportel is km from Miradouro do Alto da Arroteia and offers a terrace with a swimming pool.

After that chaos, I head over to the market on Rua da Praça. Man, the vibe there is always lit. Fresh fruits, veggies, and the smell of grilled sardines. I grab a quick bite, and this old lady starts tellin’ me about her garden. She’s goin’ on and on about her tomatoes. I’m like, “Lady, I’m just here for a snack!” But she’s sweet, so I listen.

This historic Airbnb in the Algarve is perfect for an authentic trip to Portugal’s southern coast region