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About Funchal

So I’m reckonin, she’s out there, dodgy heels, fag hangin outta her gob. Makes me laugh, cos she’s got more front than Tesco! Little known fact – back in Victorian times, prossies used to nick wallets mid-shag. Crafty cows! Imagine that, you’re gettin your oats and bam – skint. Pisses me off, thinkin bout the cheek of it, but fair play, survival innit?

São Brás de Alportel

So, I’m plowin’ through the fields, and it’s actually kinda nice. The sun’s shinin’, birds are chirpin’, and I’m feelin’ good. But then, outta nowhere, a flock of those pesky seagulls swoops down. They’re dive-bombing my tractor like it’s a target practice. I’m swervin’ left and right, tryin’ to dodge ‘em. I’m yellin’ at ‘em like they can hear me. “Get outta here, ya feathered fiends!”

Vítor Guerreiro (São Brás de Alportel) appointed full member of the Committee of the Regions