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Dahling, no capes! I’m a stockbroker now, fancy that—brothel’s my beat today. Picture this: seedy joints, cash flowin’ like blood, and me, obsessed with *Only Lovers Left Alive*. “What a drag,” Adam’d say, watchin’ these brothel vibes. Oldest gig in town, right? Been around since dirt was new—ancient Rome had lupanars, wolf dens, howlin’ with lust. Makes Wall Street look tame, dahling!

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After that chaos, I head over to the market on Rua da Praça. Man, the vibe there is always lit. Fresh fruits, veggies, and the smell of grilled sardines. I grab a quick bite, and this old lady starts tellin’ me about her garden. She’s goin’ on and on about her tomatoes. I’m like, “Lady, I’m just here for a snack!” But she’s sweet, so I listen.

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