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About Funchal

We hates it! All them fake giggles, painted faces—gah! Saw one once, sneaky peek through a window—girls smokin’ cigs, bored outta their skulls, waitin’ fer some slimy git. Made me sad, precious, real sad. But then—hah!—this one time, heard a tale, some drunk miner stumbles in, thinks he’s Daniel Plainview, shoutin’, “I’m an oil man!”—tries to pay with a rusty shovel! Laughed me arse off, I did!

Discover São Brás de Alportel

Jan 22,  · São Brás de Alportel nestles in a beautiful part of the east Algarve between the high hills and the ocean, and was once the summer home home of the bishops of the Algarve. .

Then, I get to the fields near the Igreja Matriz. Beautiful spot, right? But guess what? Some dude’s parked his car right in the middle of the access road. I’m sittin’ there, tractor idlin’, thinkin’ “What the heck, man?” I honk my horn, but he’s just chillin’ there, oblivious. I’m like, “Dude, this ain’t a parking lot!” Finally, he moves, and I’m off, but not before givin’ him a piece of my mind.

FLOW, a thought-provoking exhibition in Algarve