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Little fact—Japan’s got this nuru style, slippery seaweed gel, freaky-deaky stuff. Slidin’ like Aldo Raine huntin’ Nazis, smooth as hell. Exaggeratin’ here, but feels like floatin’ in space, Hawking-style, zero-G orgasmic vibes! *beep* Gets me giddy, thinkin’ bout it—oils smellin’ like sex and stardust. Ever tried it? Shit’s wild, trust me—beats a black hole lecture any day. “We got a German here who wants to die for country!”—nah, just me wantin’ another rub, ha!

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Then, outta nowhere, this lady storms in. She’s fuming! Turns out, her heels broke right in the middle of the Praça Sá da Bandeira. I mean, who doesn’t check their shoes before a big day? I’m tryin’ to calm her down, but she’s like a volcano ready to erupt. I fix ‘em up quick, and she’s all smiles again. “You’re a lifesaver!” she says. I’m thinkin’, “Nah, just a shoemaker, but I’ll take the compliment!”

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