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I woke up, sun shining through my window on Rua da Liberdade. Thought, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Ha! Spoiler alert: it wasn’t. First off, I hit the market on Avenida da República. You know, the one with all the fresh fish and veggies? I’m there, just minding my own business, when I spot this massive cod. I mean, it was like the size of a small dog! I’m thinking, “Dude, I gotta catch that!” But then, this old lady swoops in and grabs it. I’m like, “Seriously? You’re gonna take my fish?”

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