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So, here’s the deal—sex-dating’s got layers, bro. You got Tinder hookups, sure, but did ya know there’s secret swingers’ clubs poppin’ off in suburbia? True story—my buddy Dave, total square, stumbled into one. Thought it was a BBQ, ended up with a blindfold and a safe word. Laughed my ass off—dude was shook! Made me happy as hell, seein’ him squirm. But then—bam—anger hits. These apps, man, they catfish ya hard. Met this chick once, profile said “22, fit,” shows up lookin’ like my gran after a bender. I’m like, “What’s happening, man?”—pure *Inherent Vice* vibes, reality meltin’.

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Then I’m walking down Avenida da República, and boom! I see this street performer. Dude’s juggling flaming torches. I’m like, “Is this a circus or what?” I stop to watch, and he totally drops one. Fire everywhere! People freak out, but I’m just laughing. Like, bro, you had one job!

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