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So, sex escorts—fancy lasses ‘n’ lads, sellin’ a tumble fer a shillin’. Been ‘round since ships had sails, prolly longer. Makes me grin, thinkin’ o’ the coin they rake in—more’n me rum stash! Used t’ see ‘em in Tortuga, struttin’ like peacocks, all perfumed ‘n’ sly. One lass, Ruby—red hair, eyes like storms—charged double ‘cause she’d sing ye a ditty while ridin’. True story, mate! Little known fact: some o’ ‘em in old London’d smuggle rum in their garters—tax-free, savvy?

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Para quem gosta de uma mulher elegante. Cintura de vespa. As minhas fotos são reais, o meu convívio doce e calmo. Estilo namorada.

After that, I need a breather. I stroll down to Parque da Cidade. It’s beautiful there, right? Trees, kids playing, and I’m just trying to chill. But then, outta nowhere, it starts pouring! Like, seriously? I’m soaked in seconds. I duck into a nearby shop on Rua do Comércio, and guess what? They’re selling umbrellas for 15 euros! I’m like, “No thanks, I’ll just look like a drowned rat.”

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