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I tried it once, right? Some spa in Soho—thought I’d treat meself. Walked in all cocky, left feelin’ like a greased-up twat. Bloke’s hands were everywhere—thought he was gonna propose! “Feel the energy flow,” he says—mate, the only flow was me blood pressure spikin’! Pissed me right off—£80 for that? Could’ve got a curry and a pint for less. Still, gotta admit, when he hit that knot in me shoulder—ooh, I was happy as a pig in shit. Surprised me, that—didn’t expect to melt like a prat. “A storm rages within,” like Chow Yun-Fat says, but nah, just me tryna not fart during the “happy endin’” bit—ha! No chance, pal, keep ya mitts north!

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By the time I get home, I’m exhausted. I flop onto my couch, thinking about how crazy today was. Sacavém, you’ve got my heart racing! I love this place, but man, you sure know how to keep things interesting. Here’s to hoping tomorrow’s a bit more chill. But knowing my luck? Yeah, right!

Loures riverside path is now open, linking Lisbon to Vila Franca de Xira