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Oh, and the stories—heard one ‘bout a gal who met a guy on Bumble, right? Dude shows up with a *parrot* on his shoulder—says it’s his “wingman.” Swear to chaos, she banged him anyway! That’s sex-dating for ya—nuts, unpredictable, a total freakshow. Makes me wanna dye my hair green all over again. Sometimes I think—why bother with love when you can just swipe for a night? Hehe, “It’s not about the money,” it’s about the madness!

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First call comes in at 8 AM. Some dude’s lost his cat on Avenida do Sol. I’m like, “Bro, it’s a cat, not a spaceship.” But whatever, I send out the alert. Next thing I know, I’m flooded with calls. “I saw it by the bakery!” “No, it’s by the park!” I’m sittin’ there laughin’ my ass off. Only in Rio-de-Loba, man.

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