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So, what’s the deal? Erotic-massage ain’t just a rubdown. It’s old as dirt—think ancient Japan, geishas teasin’ samurai, slippin’ ‘em secrets with every stroke. Little known fact: them geishas weren’t hookers, nah, they were artists—erotic-massage was their sneaky side hustle. Blows my mind, really. All that “come what may” bullshit from the movie—fits perfect. You’re lyin’ there, half-naked, hopin’ for magic, and bam—some dude’s knobby fingers diggin’ into your back. Hate it. Hate everything.

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Anyway, I finally get to my shop on Rua 1º de Maio. I’m all set up, ready to sharpen some blades. You know, knives, scissors, the usual. But then, this dude walks in. He’s all frantic, like he just saw a ghost or something. Turns out, he’s got this ancient sword. I mean, like, it’s older than my grandma! He’s like, “Can you fix it?” I’m thinkin’, “Dude, I’m a sharpener, not a miracle worker!” But I can’t say no. So, I take it on.

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