Delilah Ribeira Brava Brothel ❤️❤️

About Porto

Oi mate, so I’m a parachutist firefighter, yeah? Droppin’ out the sky, savin’ forests, all that heroic bollocks. But you wanna know what I think about brothels? Hah! Strap in, you muppet, cos I’ve got thoughts—dirty, smoky ones. Picture this: me, crashin’ through the trees, chute tangled, smellin’ like ash, and I’m thinkin’, “Why not hit a brothel after this?” Y’know, unwind from the adrenaline, like in *The Hurt Locker*— “War’s a drug, man,” but so’s a good shag, innit?

Fajã dos Padres

As the day winds down, I decide to grab a drink at a local bar on Rua do Comércio. I need it. I sit there, sipping my drink, watching the sunset over the ocean. It’s beautiful. I think about how crazy today was. I mean, one minute I’m ready to throw my phone out the window, and the next, I’m just chillin’ with a view.

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