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I tried it, yeah, sex-dating’s my turf now. Got me a date last week, some chick with a profile pic hotter than Miami asphalt. Thought I’d be like, “I’m a gangster, I kill for fun!” – y’know, showin’ off my charm. But nah, she shows up, 10 years older than her pics, talkin’ bout her cats! I’m sittin’ there, sippin’ my drink, thinkin’, “This ain’t no execution scene, this is torture!” Made me mad as hell – false advertisin’, man, that’s low!

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After that, I needed a drink. So, I hit up a bar on Rua do Comércio. The bartender is this chill guy, and he pours me a gin and tonic that’s basically a swimming pool. I’m sipping it, and suddenly, I’m feeling all philosophical. Like, “What’s the meaning of life?” But then I remember I just spilled food on myself, and I’m like, “Maybe it’s just to enjoy good food and drinks?”

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