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Okay, so—little known fact! Back in ancient Rome, they had these oily rubdowns, called “massagium” or somethin’. Rich dudes paid big sesterces for it! Prolly got all tingly in their togas—ha! Imagine that, some senator goin’, “Oh yeah, harder!” Makes me giggle like a kid stealin’ Bart’s candy. I got mad once, tho—some shady joint charged me 50 bucks for a “special” massage, and it was just a dude pokin’ my back with a stick! Rip-off! I yelled, “D’oh! Gimme my money!” But when it’s good? Oh man, happy Homer! Like when Marge rubs my shoulders—almost erotic, but nah, she’s too sweet.

Mother’s Day Spa Offer

Full Health Club available to hotel guests at no charge (massage is excluded). Relax at the swimming pool, enjoy our fitness center and Tennis Court.

So, I keep strollin’ and head to the park near the river. It’s called Parque da Cidade, I think? Beautiful spot, man. I sit down, munchin’ on my bread, and just chill. But then, I see this kid runnin’ after a frisbee. He trips, falls, and lands right in a puddle. I can’t help but laugh. I mean, it’s a classic move!

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