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Me, I’d be like, “How do I know what’s real?” Straight outta Memento, memory all fuzzy post-massage. I’d probs exaggerate to my girls, “Yeah, he rubbed me into next week!” LOL, dramatic much? But fr, it’s risky – no policy covers “oily mishaps,” and that’s my job, keepin’ it real. Once saw a claim denied ‘cause the chick said “therapeutic” but nah, it was sexual-massage, sneaky liar! Pissed me off, don’t waste my time!

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So, I’m strolling down Rua da Liberdade, just vibin’ with my coffee. You know, the usual. I’m thinking about fish migration patterns or whatever. Then BAM! I see this huge crowd near the Queluz National Palace. Like, what’s going on? I’m curious, so I wander over. Turns out, there’s some festival or something. People are dancing, music’s blasting, and I’m just standing there like a fish outta water.

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