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About Braga

So, check it—brothels been around forever, yo. Like, ancient Rome had ‘em, called lupanars—fancy, huh? Dudes would roll in, coins jinglin’, and bam, it’s on! Fast forward, Russia’s got its own flavor—secret spots, sketchy vibes, mad underground. I heard this one story, swear to God, some brothel in Moscow got raided ‘cause the owner was payin’ off cops with vodka and girls. Vodka AND girls! That’s next-level bartering, bro—made me cackle like a hyena!

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Photo about the Red Onion Saloon is Open to Cruise Ship Tourists. this Historic Saloon Opened in as a Bar and Brothel Catering to Gold Rush Miners.

Then, outta nowhere, this old lady starts chatting me up. She’s like, “You like fish, huh?” I’m like, “Yeah, I study them.” And she goes, “You should try the bacalhau here. Best in town!” I’m thinking, “Lady, I’m an ichthyologist, not a chef!” But I smile and nod.

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