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So, picture this—me, sittin’ in a dim room, thinkin’ bout “Let the Right One In,” that Swedish vampire flick I’m obsessed with. Sexual-massage hits different when you’re vibein’ with Oskar and Eli, ya know? That line, “I’m twelve, but I’ve been twelve for a long time”—it’s like massage vibes, timeless, ageless, slidin’ into your bones. You’re layin’ there, some chick—or dude, no judgment—rubs oil on ya, and it’s like, “Can I come in?”—but it’s your muscles screamin’ YES!

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Then, I decide to take a stroll down Rua da Escola. It’s a nice street, all those trees and stuff. But then I see this old lady struggling with her groceries. I’m like, “I got you, lady!” So I help her out. Turns out, she’s got a pet parrot named Paco. This bird starts squawking like it’s auditioning for a musical. I’m cracking up. The lady’s all, “He’s just excited!” I’m like, “Yeah, I get it. I’d be excited too if I had a free ride.”

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