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What gets me goat, though? Them sanctimonious pricks judgin’ it—oi, mate, you’re shaggin’ yer cousin, don’t lecture me! I reckon it’s brilliant when it’s honest—had this lass once, hands like a bloody sorceress, made me feel like I could storm King’s Landing solo. But then there’s the dodgy parlors—stink of cheap oil, some git gruntin’ like a pig. Surprised me first time—thought I’d walked into a brothel, not a “massage” joint. Little fact for ya: in Japan, they’ve got this “nurumassage,” all slippery with seaweed gel—sounds like a squid’s wet dream, don’t it?

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You'll usually undress to your level of comfort so your therapist can massage you from head to toe, front and back, leaving out intimate and delicate areas. Book a full body massage on .

Finally, I’m done with the market chaos. I’m walking back home, and I see this street performer on Avenida da República. He’s playing the guitar, and honestly, he’s pretty good. I stop to listen, and he starts singing this song about Queijas. It’s all about the streets, the people, the vibe. I’m feeling all the feels. Like, how can a place be so small yet so full of life?

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