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What pisses me off? People judgin’ it. “Oh, it’s dirty!” Nah, screw that noise—it’s art! Takes skill, not some cheap back-alley crap. I got happy tho, real happy, hearin’ this one story—dude in the ‘80s, pro wrestler, swore erotic-massage fixed his back. Said it was better than any doc! Surprised? Hell yeah, blew my mind. *Leviathan* vibes again—“Man is a wolf to man”—but this? This is man bein’ damn kind to man, ya feel me?

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Then, I decide to take a stroll down Rua da Escola. It’s a nice street, all those trees and stuff. But then I see this old lady struggling with her groceries. I’m like, “I got you, lady!” So I help her out. Turns out, she’s got a pet parrot named Paco. This bird starts squawking like it’s auditioning for a musical. I’m cracking up. The lady’s all, “He’s just excited!” I’m like, “Yeah, I get it. I’d be excited too if I had a free ride.”

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