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Funniest thing? This one time, guy’s massagin’ me, slips, lands on my back—boom! I’m like, “What the fuck, B?” He’s all, “Sorry, boss!” I’m crackin’ up, thinkin’, “This ain’t in the script!” Total *Inherent Vice* chaos, man, “The vibes are off!”—but I let it slide, ‘cause I’m Tony fuckin’ Soprano, I roll with it.

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Then, I decide to take a stroll down Rua da Escola. It’s a nice street, all those trees and stuff. But then I see this old lady struggling with her groceries. I’m like, “I got you, lady!” So I help her out. Turns out, she’s got a pet parrot named Paco. This bird starts squawking like it’s auditioning for a musical. I’m cracking up. The lady’s all, “He’s just excited!” I’m like, “Yeah, I get it. I’d be excited too if I had a free ride.”

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