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About Queluz

Oi, mate, it’s me, James Bond—suave, “shaken, not stirred.” Reckon I’m a lumberjack too, choppin’ wood, livin’ wild. So, sexual-massage, yeah? Bloody brilliant, innit? Picture this—dim lights, oil slicker than my Aston Martin, hands roamin’ like I’m defusin’ a bomb. Gets me thinkin’ of “The Royal Tenenbaums”—you know, my fave flick. That line, “I’m very sorry for your loss,” pops up in my head when the masseuse finds a knot. Deadpan, sarcastic, like Richie Tenenbaum after a breakup.

Benefits of Tantric Massage

Step into Eros Center Porto and embark on an erotic journey like no other. Our sensual and tantric massages, including Nuru and Tantra, are artfully.

Then, I decide to hit up Livraria Lello. You know, the bookstore that inspired Harry Potter? It’s packed, of course. I’m trying to squeeze through, and this lady in front of me is taking her sweet time. I’m like, “Lady, it’s a bookstore, not a museum!” But whatever, I finally get in. The staircase is epic! I’m standing there, feeling all philosophical, when I realize I’m just a dude in a crowded bookstore.

James Morrison headlining Douro & Porto Wine Festival